Ready for honesty hour? We’ve been discussing this week’s preview of The Bachelorette since, well, Monday at 10:01 p.m. There are Bachelorette episodes and then there are BACHELORETTE EPISODES, and this week’s ‘sode is clearly going to be the latter. From what we can glean from the preview, we’re about to embark on a two-hour journey that includes a girlfriend (GASP!), a fight (EEP!) and all the other requisite drama that permeates Bachelorette world (WOOT WOOT!). So before we settle in for the madness, here are a few questions we’ve come up with in the past 166 hours.
Ho ho ho ho ho! We have candy-cane-grams and awards to hand out!
Well, actually, we have awards sans the candy-cane-grams. So, hopefully you’re not too disappointed. We may have left the candy-cane-grams with Damien, but we brought our most judgmental and witty set of jokes for this post. If you don’t think they’re that funny … well, sorry, we tried.
If you’re reading this and thinking, “Awards? Glen Cocos? What the deuce is this?”, here’s the jist:
Basically, The Glen Cocos are a rotating awards system. We’ll make up a bunch of random awards and hand them out to people each week. Some will be serious. Most of them will (hopefully) be funny. In your mind’s eye, picture them being handed out by Chris Harrison dressed in a Santa suit.
Disclaimer: Right before an episode of the Bachelorette starts, we sit on the couch and flail around like a fish out of water. Seriously, we’re that excited. In fact, the only thing that makes us more excited than the Bachelor, Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad is recapping the Bachelor, Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad. Let’s just say we’re pretty giddy to start recapping this episode, so without further ado…